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    In honor of losing 12 lbs., I made detox waters! In order: Strawberry Cucumber, Rosemary Citrus Strawberry, and Cucumber Lemon Mint. Making these costs less than 15 bucks and you can get most from your supermarket, farmer’s market or even Fresh & Easy. Try it and lemme know! #detox #aguadefrutas #delicious #detoxwater #healthyeating #cleaneating

    In honor of losing 12 lbs., I made detox waters! In order: Strawberry Cucumber, Rosemary Citrus Strawberry, and Cucumber Lemon Mint. Making these costs less than 15 bucks and you can get most from your supermarket, farmer’s market or even Fresh & Easy. Try it and lemme know! #detox #aguadefrutas #delicious #detoxwater #healthyeating #cleaneating

     
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    I’M SO FUCKING BORED
UGHH 😪😭😣👎
Who tryna slide in my inbox/DMs? I wanna have a random conversation with someone, so hit me up, especially if you think you can handle my imagination. 😏 #coolasfuck #sodamnbored #slideinmydms #getrandomassstories

    I’M SO FUCKING BORED
    UGHH 😪😭😣👎
    Who tryna slide in my inbox/DMs? I wanna have a random conversation with someone, so hit me up, especially if you think you can handle my imagination. 😏 #coolasfuck #sodamnbored #slideinmydms #getrandomassstories

     
  3. 16:27 5th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from earlgreywarden

    brutereason:

    These are from a wonderful book called The Art Of Comforting. Check it out and learn how to be better at supporting people going through difficult things.

     
  4. 15:41 29th Jul 2014

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    bombing:

    fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

     
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    5 Random Ass Nosy Facts about Me (Retold)

    1. It’s difficult as shit for me to try to reach things beyond the second shelf (I’m 5’4)
    2. When buying alcohol, I kindly already have my identification out and ready because I don’t wanna hear it from the cashier
    3. I’m a 23 year old virgin with a not-so virgin way of thinking. (Play all you want, I’m still gonna fuck with your head <3)
    4. I hate that I have a big ass. I didn’t ask for this curse of ever expanding jeans and the “I think I’m complimenting your curves” bullshit propaganda from my mother. The carpet prints I leave tell me enough, nigga.  
      I’m depressed as fuck, but I’m trying to live day to day without losing my fuckin’ marbles. People make me smile, but they really don’t understand or see the hurt behind my eyes.
    5. People think I know everyone, but truth is, I don’t. I’m just a friendly muhfucka. 

    tagged by timeforlightss (gurl.)

    tagging my bbys:
    earlgreywarden, xllnt, holidayseasoninasgard, mikuanima, tinyambitions-

     
  6. 13:42 28th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from timeforlightss

    donutsornonuts:

    We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

    hm sounds like something timeforlightss would say at my funeral xD
     
  7. I’m hella serious about this: a boyfriend, a girlfriend, and his side pieces. Watch School Days and see what I’m talking about. LMFAO message me after! #anime #SchoolDays #MoreLikeDaysOnTheLow #otakushit #animu #TrialsOfTheSideChick

     
  8. 02:28 23rd Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from lilyliqueur

    (Source: moretoonsgifs)

     
  9. 02:26

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    flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

    flowergirlrobichiko:

    thecatsmustbecrazy:

    special delivery

    BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

     
  10. 02:12

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    Reblogged from lesbianspacepotato

    oolongearlgrey:

    remembering some stupid shit you did years ago

    (Source: tvcm)

     
  11. 02:11

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    hotboysofficial:

    when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

    image

     
  12. 02:09

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    (Source: thehec)

     
  13. 01:56

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    britteryikes:

    White people must touch us to know what the real Jesus’ hair felt like.

    My favorite person on tumblr, y’all

     
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    The realest shit I&#8217;ve ever wrote.  G&#8217;night, y&#8217;all. I&#8217;m gonna dwell on my lonely ass life. #realtawk #rndrt #rns #addmeidgaf #gpoyofmymind

    The realest shit I’ve ever wrote. G’night, y’all. I’m gonna dwell on my lonely ass life. #realtawk #rndrt #rns #addmeidgaf #gpoyofmymind

     
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    My Loot is hereeeeee! @lootcrate #lootcrate #unboxing

    My Loot is hereeeeee! @lootcrate #lootcrate #unboxing