August 2011
HALP
The only thing that isn’t fair is me not winning. Then we will have something to deal with.
Haaaaay, Boogie~.
o______o ….. *gulp*
They are indeed. But it has to be fair. :d
This person is clearly worth winning. Look at their textmanship. I bet they are sexy too. Pick them. Because hair, doesn’t always mean head. Comprende?
It must be Sketchumms.: Unpopular Opinion: →
sketchumms.tumblr.com
I don’t watch or read anything to do with Harry Potter… I honestly don’t like it..
But I got into Pottermore.
Soooo~.
This is what I’m going to do.Which of you PotterHeads want to get in.
I don’t need the profile, so I’ll give it away.Message me & I’ll pick a winner.
No…
July 2011
It's time for bed.
And maybe a duel? :O
Well, keep entering an’ shit.
4 people Battle Royale for a Pottermore name.
o_____o …
Creepy.
*passes out*
Unpopular Opinion:
I don’t watch or read anything to do with Harry Potter… I honestly don’t like it..
But I got into Pottermore.
Soooo~.
This is what I’m going to do.Which of you PotterHeads want to get in.
I don’t need the profile, so I’ll give it away.Message me & I’ll pick a winner.
No frills, no tricks.
TTFN.
Reblogging for people who want the name.
2 people on Facebook; one on here.
Again, no frills and no tricks up me’ sleeve.
BTW: I got the confirmation email, so I pick the winner tomorrow.
GOT THE CONFIRMATION EMAIL.
Well…
I’ve only got 2 people who want the name.
What’s up?
These are my friends & your competition. o___o
- Couch: ... I think you should pick me for pottermore... because I have a bountiful amounts of smoothies.
- Me: LOOOOOL. You and Chelsea and some girl from Tumblr want it. I'll choose soon enough. xD
- Couch: I guess I'l have to eliminate the competition;
- *puts ninja mask on*
- Me: o______o
- Couch: *DISAPPEARS INTO THE SHADOWS*
- Me: D8
HURRY.
I put the same post on Facebook. I’d recommend you get on it.
Reblog with your Pottermore username. I'm curious to see the names.
SparksNox80
ErisedSpell11
NettleWolf153
PixieBlade67
PatronusDream12
SkyUnicorn208
MarauderBlood78
SwordSparks7
LeviosaNight195
WITCHOWL130
DragonElm50
JinxHolly130
PurpleChaser78
MaruaderBronze115
castlefloo175
OwlBat156
I don’t feel like print screening shit lol!
FeatherGoblet174
KnightShield92
Unpopular Opinion:
I don’t watch or read anything to do with Harry Potter… I honestly don’t like it..
But I got into Pottermore.
Soooo~.
This is what I’m going to do.
Which of you PotterHeads want to get in.
I don’t need the profile, so I’ll give it away.
Message me & I’ll pick a winner.
No frills, no tricks.
TTFN.
Reblog If You Know Exactly What Movie This Picture Is From .
Drumline :’)
^ ^ ^ -__-…. Definitely Roll Bounce
noo guys this is from stomp the yard..damn
stupid! this is ATL
YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL THIS IS FROM BOYZ IN THE HOOD.
Y’ALL ALL WRONG
THEY WAS FILMIN’ FOR SEASON 3 OF MISFITS
LOL SORRY.
I don’t make the rules. :d
lmao FUCK
Unpopular Opinion:
All women who have SERIOUS girl crushes on Mila Kunis; you’re out of luck.
If Angel Haze has a crush on her, 1000% chance Mila’s in love with her.
Step aside.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
is a relevant movie right now.
I wish i was in Joel’s place right now; forget all the hurt, just make it all go away now…
Skype anyone?
sn: Sketchumms
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G'night, you guys.
Sweet dreams an’ shit.
You on some G shit now, son.
MY NAME. SWAGGGGGGGGGG.
This is something I dreamed. I have an awkward mind. :|
Idea: David Blaine skit
Setting: Somebody’s party in their backyard.
David randomly walks in on the party and some folks are inebriated. “Hey, man. You can’t be-” said the partygoer as he’s interrupted.
“David Blaine? Oh yes I be him.” said by David cockily.
Stunned, the guest moves out of the way.
“Are you James?” asked David.
A man by his grill specifies himself as James.
“Good.”
David proceeds to pull out a deck of cards as people start surrounding him.
“Okay, James. I need you to pick a card and show it to everyone but me.” He closes his eyes.
“It’s the 6 of clubs.” James whispers to his buddy.
“Okay-I’m gonna need you to pick another card. Don’t whisper again, Jimmy. It’s quite obvious that I have supersonic hearing.” said David.
James picks another card. This time, he mouths: ” it’s the 10 of clubs.”
“Jimbo, you’re not helping. Don’t mouth it either. I can see you all in 3D with my eyes closed. Pick ANOTHER card.” hastily said David.
James was slightly frustrated and flustered as he picked yet another card.
This time, he decided to pull a fast one on David.
He had covered his mouth and had David’s eyes covered for safety as he blinked the number on his card.
*grumble*
“I don’t even know why I’m doing this with you all.” boasted David.
“Why? We’re doing nothing wrong. I didn’t do anything.”
“BULLSHIT. I can see you covering your mouth, doofus.”
“HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, DAVE?!” Pissed off, James messes up David’s name as his constantly was.
“I have X-Ray vision. And the NAME’S David.” “Watch. There’s a squirrel on your fence.” Sure enough, there was.
“Now, a bunny is sitting next to him.” They see the bunny skip onto the fence.
“Lucky guess.”
“Really? Squirrel versus Bunny-GO.”
A huge battle ensues between the bunny and the squirrel.
Everyone just stands their wide-eyed.
Somehow, in a strange and unpredictable way, David says: “Squirrel and bunny fight on the Empire State Building.” He pulls a portable television showing all of the fight on what is in fact the Empire State Building.
“How in the hell?!” said James.
“Squirrel pushes Bunny off building. Silly rabbit, you can’t fly. Squirrel wins.”
The squirrel appears back on the fence covered in scratches and a tiny championship belt.
Silence ensues and the entire crowd looks as the quiet, eyes still shut man. He pulls James’ card out of his shirt pocket.
“Ace of Spades. Your favorite song by Motörhead since high school. You’re welcome, douche.”
David throws his cards like a boss and just walks away from the party with a handful of cake.
END.
Reblogged for those late-nighters.
If you read it, lemme know if you laughed. x3
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This is something I dreamed. I have an awkward mind. :|
Idea: David Blaine skit
Setting: Somebody’s party in their backyard.
David randomly walks in on the party and some folks are inebriated. “Hey, man. You can’t be-” said the partygoer as he’s interrupted.
“David Blaine? Oh yes I be him.” said by David cockily.
Stunned, the guest moves out of the way.
“Are you James?” asked David.
A man by his grill specifies himself as James.
“Good.”
David proceeds to pull out a deck of cards as people start surrounding him.
“Okay, James. I need you to pick a card and show it to everyone but me.” He closes his eyes.
“It’s the 6 of clubs.” James whispers to his buddy.
“Okay-I’m gonna need you to pick another card. Don’t whisper again, Jimmy. It’s quite obvious that I have supersonic hearing.” said David.
James picks another card. This time, he mouths: ” it’s the 10 of clubs.”
“Jimbo, you’re not helping. Don’t mouth it either. I can see you all in 3D with my eyes closed. Pick ANOTHER card.” hastily said David.
James was slightly frustrated and flustered as he picked yet another card.
This time, he decided to pull a fast one on David.
He had covered his mouth and had David’s eyes covered for safety as he blinked the number on his card.
*grumble*
“I don’t even know why I’m doing this with you all.” boasted David.
“Why? We’re doing nothing wrong. I didn’t do anything.”
“BULLSHIT. I can see you covering your mouth, doofus.”
“HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, DAVE?!” Pissed off, James messes up David’s name as his constantly was.
“I have X-Ray vision. And the NAME’S David.” “Watch. There’s a squirrel on your fence.” Sure enough, there was.
“Now, a bunny is sitting next to him.” They see the bunny skip onto the fence.
“Lucky guess.”
“Really? Squirrel versus Bunny-GO.”
A huge battle ensues between the bunny and the squirrel.
Everyone just stands their wide-eyed.
Somehow, in a strange and unpredictable way, David says: “Squirrel and bunny fight on the Empire State Building.” He pulls a portable television showing all of the fight on what is in fact the Empire State Building.
“How in the hell?!” said James.
“Squirrel pushes Bunny off building. Silly rabbit, you can’t fly. Squirrel wins.”
The squirrel appears back on the fence covered in scratches and a tiny championship belt.
Silence ensues and the entire crowd looks as the quiet, eyes still shut man. He pulls James’ card out of his shirt pocket.
“Ace of Spades. Your favorite song by Motörhead since high school. You’re welcome, douche.”
David throws his cards like a boss and just walks away from the party with a handful of cake.
END.
The moral of the story is:
David Blaine is ONE cocky motherfucker.
This is something I dreamed. I have an awkward mind. :|
Idea: David Blaine skit
Setting: Somebody’s party in their backyard.
David randomly walks in on the party and some folks are inebriated. “Hey, man. You can’t be-” said the partygoer as he’s interrupted.
“David Blaine? Oh yes I be him.” said by David cockily.
Stunned, the guest moves out of the way.
“Are you James?” asked David.
A man by his grill specifies himself as James.
“Good.”
David proceeds to pull out a deck of cards as people start surrounding him.
“Okay, James. I need you to pick a card and show it to everyone but me.” He closes his eyes.
“It’s the 6 of clubs.” James whispers to his buddy.
“Okay-I’m gonna need you to pick another card. Don’t whisper again, Jimmy. It’s quite obvious that I have supersonic hearing.” said David.
James picks another card. This time, he mouths: ” it’s the 10 of clubs.”
“Jimbo, you’re not helping. Don’t mouth it either. I can see you all in 3D with my eyes closed. Pick ANOTHER card.” hastily said David.
James was slightly frustrated and flustered as he picked yet another card.
This time, he decided to pull a fast one on David.
He had covered his mouth and had David’s eyes covered for safety as he blinked the number on his card.
*grumble*
“I don’t even know why I’m doing this with you all.” boasted David.
“Why? We’re doing nothing wrong. I didn’t do anything.”
“BULLSHIT. I can see you covering your mouth, doofus.”
“HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, DAVE?!” Pissed off, James messes up David’s name as his constantly was.
“I have X-Ray vision. And the NAME’S David.” “Watch. There’s a squirrel on your fence.” Sure enough, there was.
“Now, a bunny is sitting next to him.” They see the bunny skip onto the fence.
“Lucky guess.”
“Really? Squirrel versus Bunny-GO.”
A huge battle ensues between the bunny and the squirrel.
Everyone just stands their wide-eyed.
Somehow, in a strange and unpredictable way, David says: “Squirrel and bunny fight on the Empire State Building.” He pulls a portable television showing all of the fight on what is in fact the Empire State Building.
“How in the hell?!” said James.
“Squirrel pushes Bunny off building. Silly rabbit, you can’t fly. Squirrel wins.”
The squirrel appears back on the fence covered in scratches and a tiny championship belt.
Silence ensues and the entire crowd looks as the quiet, eyes still shut man. He pulls James’ card out of his shirt pocket.
“Ace of Spades. Your favorite song by Motörhead since high school. You’re welcome, douche.”
David throws his cards like a boss and just walks away from the party with a handful of cake.
END.
True definition of "Social Drinker" in 2011:
I drink time to time around people… that I meet on tinychat.
Bestfriend?
I miss you. T^T
Reblog this if you speak more than 1 language.
Japanese, a bit of Spanish, Tagalog, some Italian and a bit of Hawaiian/Pidgin’. :3
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Reblog if you'd like 3 messages from a curious anon.
Watching Ip Man.
Leave me messages & questions an’ shit.
Watch Crank: High Voltage with me. :)
http://www.putlocker.com/file/9DD07C65BF7B921A#
LMFAO.
Chinese woman in the beginning:
“Ohhhh. You big-a dick-a English man! You a-hung like horse.”
A little late; but Welcome New Followers. :)
I’m Sketch. ^___^
If you haven’t found me on certain blogs, you should know that I’m 20, from California and a regular girl
LOL. Don’t be shy & don’t be a stranger. :D
If you found me on any page/blog, lemme know~!
I’d love to chat with you.
BTW: I might be a little M.I.A.
I’m not on a lot; and if I am, I’m just usually scrolling endlessly.
Well, TTFN & happy blogging~! <3
-Sketch
